Story: Even your Boo get a Boo Season 1


    *ping* my BlackBerry Q10 vibrated (oh yeah, I use a Q5. Just wanted to take style and tell you) So. I had actually been on Facebook digging into the pictures of my newest Facebook crush when that ping came in (by the way, I might probably “expose” the facebook username of the Facebook crush at the end of this *winks*) Alright. Let me focus on the story. I need to stop digressing. *takes a deep breath* So, the ping. I minimized my browser and went to BBM to see the evil spirit that was disturbing my life with a freaking BBM ping (I hate pings, by the way, and I always forget to deactivate the vibrations that come with them. After typing this I need go deactivate that thing) So, straight outta Facebook I balled into BBM and lo and behold it was Jaga. That idiot. No, Jaga is not his real name. That’s just what we call him. It’s actually a short version of Jaga Jaga. I don’t know how such evil nickname was given to him. Actually the fool na my guy, and the mumu boy just loves two things in his life more than anything – women and weed…aside from that, the guy no get wahala sha. So I received his message. “Fool”. I typed. “Why you won kill my battery”. Pim. I sent it. He received the message and started typing. I watched the typing thing that shows up near someone’s bbm name when he is typing and waited. Pim. His message entered. “Guy, e get one babe wey dey trip for you here o” I squeezed face. Which type of mumu message is this again. I just received the message, bone the guy and returned to Facebook to continue checking out my crush’s picture from where I stopped. Ping Ping Ping. Three pings, I nearly mad. I rushed back to BBM. “Guy, why u won kill my ba3 na. You chop mess?”. I sent it. “Fool”. He replied. “I won change your life” Then he sent me a picture. I opened it. And my eye “shined”. See, is not like I fall in and out of like easily sha but mehn, I saw that picture and forgot about the other girl I was checking out on Facebook. “Who be this babe”. I asked. Jaga sent me a smiling smiley. Then typed. “Na the girl I been tell you say she dey trip for you. Mumu” I looked at the message. Trip for me ke? Why? See It’s not like I’m looking down on myself or anything (alright, maybe I am) but mehn, that girl was too fine abeg. She can’t be tripping for me. So one thing was certain – Jaga won jonse me. Simple. He started typing…. I waited. “The girl been see your instagram picture come talk say she like you o” (by the way this is my instagram handle, just in case you won see wetin the girl see: IamDaniel You can follow me if you like) I looked at the message and of course, I didn’t believe him. The guy na jonser. But I still asked: “Who be the girl”. “She be my cousin”. Jaga replied. I squeeze my face, then shake head. No guy tells another guy say him cousin dey trip. It’s like an unspoken rule around guys. We no dey like our guys near our relation. So for this fool to tell me his cousin was tripping then there was something wrong with the story. Why I dey bother even think this matter sef. “Guy”. I typed. “She fine. Bye bye”. Pim, I sent. I didn’t get any message from him again. And I went back to Facebook. Like ten minutes later, my phone notification light started blinking. I checked and it was from BBM And you won’t believe what I saw when I checked my BBM…


    Be right back. Let me check…
    Okay, I remember now. I was talking about
    that BBM notification.
    So, when I checked what the notification
    was I found out it was a BBM friend request
    and the name showing was “Clara”
    Who be Clara?
    My head clicked. Wait, Clara. I went to
    Jaga’s name and started typing.
    “Wetin be your cousin name?” I typed and
    “Clara”. Jaga typed back.
    Okay, I thought, this is starting to get weird.
    I suspected it was a trick though. I accepted
    the friend request, viewed the picture and
    raised an eyebrow. D--n this girl is fine,
    what da…
    I want you to get a picture of how this girl
    looks. Shey you know Juliet ibrahim? (na her
    name be that abi? The Ghanaian actress) –
    she looks just like her. Well, not really like
    her but close. She was fine like that.
    I waited. She didn’t send a message. And
    mehn, I no won do as if my blood dey hot so
    I still waited. An hour, She still didn’t send a
    Dammit, I thought, and started typing…
    “Hey. I will need your password if you must
    continue staying on my list” I typed then
    added a little smiling smiley so she no go
    think say na beef and sent.
    “Check my picture. That’s all the password
    you need”
    I smiled. She was exactly my type of girl, I
    thought, just the humor I like and the cocky
    attitude too.
    So, like that like that o. We would chat
    everyday. Then it went over to calls then
    Vam Vam – two weeks down the line I told
    her “oya, Anty C. I think we should meet
    now. Take me out for a movie”
    “Mumu”. She had replied over the phone.
    “It’s me that will now take you out abi. Tell
    me when you are serious”
    I laughed and fixed a date. Sha the day I
    called her it was a tuesday. Shebi? Can’t
    really remember. But the day we decided to
    meet was on a Friday (I remember that
    perfectly well). We were supposed to meet
    at that shoprite mall in Enugu by around one
    so we could catch a 2.30pm movie showing
    that day.
    So, on that Friday – I baffed. Rub cream.
    Wear clothe. Spray spray perfume anyhow
    like this eh. I looked at the mirror and
    noticed I was starting to get fat small small.
    Who cares. I still looked good.
    I stepped out mehn. Piam piam, I dey mall.
    But I too over go early. It was the mall I
    even noticed. I reached there like around
    twelve. One freaking hour early gan. I nearly
    laugh myself.
    I waited though . One o’clock she didn’t
    show up. Around 1.20 pm (yes, I was
    checking the time like that), she still didn’t
    show up so I decided to go and buy tickets
    for the movie.
    I bought two. 1.40pm. 1.55 pm – no calls.
    No pings nothing. I still didn’t want to call
    her. She should know to keep appointments.
    Why I go call am?. Mumu, my mind voice
    told me, better relax and call that girl. Na
    your pride go always dey spoil show for you.
    By 2.15 pm she called me. Choi, I rushed the
    call. Then calmed myself and slowly and
    very calmly said “Hello” into the mouthpiece
    “This boy. You can’t call someone abi? I’m
    at the mall. Where are you?”


     “Where are you exactly?” I asked.
    “You, where are you”. Clara asked back over
    the phone.
    “Come upstairs”. I told her. “I’m at the
    gallery, close to the viewing rooms”
    She said okay and hung.
    Shey you know that nervousness that comes
    when you are about to see a “social media
    friend” you like for the first time? That’s was
    how I felt (macho man aside)
    Dude. Chill, my mind voice told me, it’s just
    a girl. Stop acting like a chicken.
    I inhaled and exhaled and waited.
    But mehn, all those taking in of air didn’t
    help me when I spotted her. I first saw
    before she saw me, just as she was about to
    get on the escalator.
    Then she saw me too and knack me one
    very sharp smile from far like this eh.
    D--n, this girl is fine.
    Her hair was braided. All those heavy looking
    braids. Then she come tie the thing as a
    bun ontop of her head. She also wore an
    unbuttoned demin over a white inner Polo.
    Choi. This girl is fine. I thought
    The trouser she had on was a jean and tight
    fitting and it gave the promise of a fine
    behind from the front.
    Guy, comport yourself.
    The escalator brought her level with the
    gallery floor and she stepped over and
    “glided” towards me, still smiling.
    I smiled when she reached me. She looked
    me over.
    “You look uglier in real life than you do in
    your pictures” she said.
    I raised an eyebrow. “Big head”. I said. “You
    so wish I was ugly. Keep dreaming.”
    She laughed. “You don’t want to hug me?”
    I looked at her chest then told myself to
    comot eye and try to focus
    “I will hug you after the movies”. I told her,
    smiling like cow.
    “Oya na. You just lost your chance to ever
    get a hug from me in your whole life”. She
    said, smiling back.
    “Come” I told her. “We would be late for the
    We walked into the pitch dark viewing room.
    It was a 3D movie and the place was almost
    I picked a corner and we settled in. The
    movie wasn’t yet showing so we started
    talking. Then the movie started and we
    watched, whispering from time to time at
    something on the screen.
    The girl was just freaking fun to be with
    jare. She go joke, I go laugh then I will throw
    my own jokes kwa and she would laugh. Our
    conversations just flowed and it was d--n
    easy talking to her.
    Halfway through the movie she leaned
    towards me and whispered.
    “Have you ever had s*x in a cinema before?”
    I peered at her face in the dark.
    “Nope” I replied like goat wey chop biscuit.
    “Would you want to try it”.
    What da…, I thought. Alright. Hol up Hol up.
    This is starting to look like American film.
    Wetin she dey talk.
    “Like, s*x. Right here?”. I asked (Nna, just to
    be sure say I heard her. Sounds can be a
    funny thing at times).
    “Yup”. She said.
    “What if someone sees us”
    “Chicken” she said, then stood up and in one
    swift movement s-------d me. D--n, I
    thought, now that’s one hell of an
    experienced maneuver the way she had
    s-------d me.
    She bent over and kissed me. I just take the
    kiss without kissing her back, wondering how
    to act. Like mehn, the light from the screen
    fit go overshine come showcase the two of
    us join.
    She kissed me again. I didn’t respond.
    Slowly, she reached for the front of my
    trousers and gave my crotch one very
    vicious squeeze.
    I grunted in pain.
    “Bia, what was that for?”. I whispered
    “You are not kissing me back”. She
    Dammit, I thought, and slowly grabbed her
    neck and pulled her face towards me…


    ..grabbing the back of her neck, I pulled her
    face closer to mine. Then leaned in closely
    and kissed her on the lips.
    Now, this was totally against all my rules.
    For one, I don’t kiss girls on the first date.
    Really, I think it gives a bad first impression.
    Like the conji over-hold you or something.
    But here I was kissing this girl and on my
    way to having s*x with her in a public place.
    …now, that wasn’t my thing. but I wasn’t
    thinking. It is not every day this kain fine girl
    dey make pass on person abeg.
    Slowly, I nibbled on her lower lip. Then bit it
    gently and used my hand to move the hair
    covering the left side of her neck. Moving in
    slowly I kissed a spot on her neck and she
    Oh, I thought, she is one of the neck-ish
    girls. Girls that like their necks to be kissed.
    Oya na. I dropped another kiss and she
    threw back her head and grabbed the back
    of head with one hand and started reaching
    out for my Zippers with the other one.
    By now lil Jack the ripper behind the trouser
    was starting to want to tear comot for
    trousers. That was when my idiat mind
    decided to knock.
    “Guy”. My mind voice called out. “You well
    at all?”
    Shhh, I mentally silenced the voice; I’m
    My mind voice sighed. Fool, where is thy
    Leave it like that, I told the voice, I go like
    give this girl belle. Our children go fine.
    Dude, the voice said again, STD.
    Pfftt, I thought, sharap…
    But even when I was sharapping the voice
    my head was rebooting. Clara reached into
    my trouser and clutched Jack the ripper.
    I sighed. Reached for her hand and pulled it
    away. Then, gently, I heaved her off me.
    How I go take explain wetin I just do now.
    “What is it”. And from the sound of her voice
    she was surprised like mad. She obviously
    doesn’t get this type of behavior from guys
    “I can’t” I told her. “Not yet”
    She no reply. She just eased back into her
    seat really slowly and bone me like this eh.
    We watched the movie to the end and
    although we were acting polite and stuff,
    that fire we been get just die die anyhow.
    The movie ended and we entered awkward
    question time: how was the movie, did you
    like it. That sort of question. As if we even
    watched the d--n thing.
    Outside, I got her in a taxi and paid the
    driver. She mumbled something that sounded
    like goodbye and got in. The taxi drove off
    and like that like that. We no talk again for
    like two weeks. Even on BBM, we just went
    really d--n cold on each other mehn.
    Then one day she put on this dp of a guy
    who, let me say the truth and shame the
    devil, was finer than me like mad man. That
    was how jealousy knacked me. And no, I
    don’t get jealous easily. Really. But mehn,
    this is a Juliet Ibrahim kinda girl we are
    talking about here. And I had hurt her pride.
    Vam, I started typing…
    “Your boyfriend is fine tho”. Piam, I sent.
    That was how she left my message un-
    opened from 4.20 pm till like 8pm.
    When she finally opened it she sent.
    “I know”
    I shake head. Roadblock mehn.
    “How i’ve you been”. I tried again.
    Double road block. I looked at the reply. Like
    Nna, what again can somebody ask now
    kwanu. She is just kancking all my moves
    “How are you”.
    “Alright”. I typed. “I’m trying to make a
    conversation here and you are not helping”. I
    “I don’t really think I owe it to you to make a
    conversation”. She replied. Okay, I thought,
    that was a full sentence. We are getting
    I typed another one or two things and she
    typed another one or two things and we both
    realized how much we’ve missed our chats
    and started chatting like old times.
    Somewhere down the line she told me about
    this party she was attending. Then invited
    me over. Me, i’m not a party person but
    d--n, I’ve missed this babe. so I agreed.
    But when I got to the party I realized I
    should never have agreed to come.


    I hate parties. Maybe because I can’t dance.
    Or maybe because I hate the whole social
    kiniko kiniko that go with it. But the way
    Clara asked me to come for that party
    mehn…it wasn’t a small thing. I just had to
    say yes then after I said yes I regretted I
    hadn’t said no.
    But I haf say the yes already na. It would be
    fack up to come and start changing mouth
    again. So that’s how I agreed to go party o.
    That day, as in the party day; I cleaned up
    then pinged Clara and asked her to send me
    directions then she did and then come and
    say one mumu thing about the party being
    an all white thing. Are you kidding me. Is it
    When It got time to ball out, I looked at my
    wardrobe . There was only one white in
    there (I hate white. Minus joke) and the one
    in the wardrobe was a trad plus it was dirty.
    I can’t wear dirty white trad na to this kind
    of party na
    What kind of mumu all white party sef. I
    went and took my bath, dressed up with
    what was in the wardrobe and just balled
    I followed the direction to the place the
    party was supposed to hold. Actually the
    place na Liberty estate. If you live in Enugu
    then you will know the place for real mehn.
    So piam piam. I followed direction and got
    to the house. Mehn, that house wasn’t here
    o. Fine fine anyhow like this eh.
    I knocked on the gate and waited. That was
    when I first chop my first Sh*t. Well, not like
    Sh*t for real. As in, what happened was I
    knocked and gateman looked at me like I
    messed beans mess. The malam face no
    nice at all.
    “Who you dey fine?” he almost barked.
    How will I answer now.
    “I come for the party”. I finally managed to
    say after my head been blank.
    “Comot here. Oga pikin say na white”. Vam
    and he banged gate on my face.
    I smile. Like all those smile you smile when
    you feel somebody have just insulted you but
    you don’t know what to do. So you just laugh
    yourself and say “chai, I don suffer for
    people hand”. That kain smile.
    I picked my phone and called Clara.
    “Gateman doesn’t want me to enter o”.
    Dude, my mind voice said when I said that,
    you just sounded like small pikin now she
    you know?. Eh wahever, I agreed, live it like
    “Why na?” Clara asked.
    “He said I’m not putting on you people’s
    She laughed. Then said something about me
    always liking to break rules and told me to
    Ten minutes later and she showed. D--n,
    that girl is fine. No worry.
    She wore white but white haven’t looked so
    sinful as it did on that babe, I thought a lot
    of things when I saw her that I no go like
    talk about here – Bumshort. Horribly short
    bumshort like this eh…Choi. Then she come
    wear this top that just showed her booby
    like Ish the booby’s birthday. Forget my guy,
    let’s not go there.
    She said something to the Gateman and the
    fool come gree to allow me enter. I got in
    and gave him my best evil eye and passed.
    Clara then lead me up a walkway to the
    front door and Opened it. we got in. That
    was when I started wishing say I get sense
    just go fin white borrow. Everybody just wear
    white, na me just off. And no chair dey the
    place. Seems they removed it. Everyone was
    standing. Cocktail kinda Sh*t.
    A fine very tall guy walked up to us. I’m not
    fine, I know. But that guy’s fresh fine-ness
    just made me look twice as ugly as I dey
    mehn. No shiii. I looked and recognized him
    from Clara’s dp. That guy I been see for her
    dp na. Shey you remember? Ehm.
    “DANIEL”. Clara said. “Meet my boyfriend.
    Jay, Meet DANIEL”
    That was when I wished I hadn’t come. And
    in one simple sentence she just turned my
    belle. But there was more…


    This world is sha a very wicked place.
    Here I was in an all white party putting on
    some crazy Buttocks off colour nonsense
    while the babe I had like a massive crush on
    was introducing me to her nonsense
    What a wicked world. I pitied myself. But
    Nawa for you o, I just smiled and do face like
    it’s perfectly normal for a girl who had made
    a pass on me some weeks ago to have a
    I shoke hands with the nonsense Jay of a
    guy. But sha, the boy just fresh anyhow. All
    this ajebo children. He just brought out the
    kpako in me. Minus joke.
    “Welcome to my party”. Jay said, looking me
    up and down. “Even though you are a bit off”
    Arrogant bascard, I thought, na even the fool
    party sef. No shaking.
    “I don’t like blending in”. I told him. Smiling
    my you can go and die smile as I motioned
    over what I was wearing.
    The boy smiled, grabbed Clara by the waist
    and started moving away. Clara looked over
    her shoulder and said – “make yourself
    comfortable” then followed the fool. (why I
    dey insult this boy sef, fool just dey slip
    comot my finger)
    Almost as if on cue the DJ changed the
    already blasting Olamide’s Lagos boys to
    Harrysong’s Play the ragge play the blues
    song. I rolled my eye. Perfect, I thought, very
    perfect. The gods just won mock me today.
    I looked around. Nobody was paying me any
    attention, some were smoking weed. plus
    almost all of them had a girl on their arm,
    and the normal smooching thing sef don
    start for some corner while some others
    were dancing.
    See my life na. I come single, wear off
    colour join. Isoriat.
    I walked to the alcohol dispenser in the
    dining area and had the dude pour me booze
    in a red plastic cup I got at the dining table.
    I brought the cup close to my mouth and
    Indian hemp come smell me. Like, it wasn’t
    as if it was surprising or anything because
    like 5 guys dey smoke the thing for the
    room. But somehow somehow kwa, it was as
    if the smell was coming from the drink.
    I sniffed. It was definitely coming from the
    booze o. E be like these boys filter weed
    water take pour inside this thing. Only God
    knows what else they added. This ajebo
    children can do crazy things, they fit go even
    mix Cocaine join.
    I looked around. Razz party. Whatever, I go
    need high mehn. I drank the booze. Nodding
    to Harrysong’s song, I walked to an empty
    seat in the crowded seating room and sank
    into it.
    The party was already super crazy gan.
    Choi. See rocking and smooching
    everywhere. I just watched. I saw Clara and
    Jay dancing. Clara caught my eye and I
    looked away like say I bin no dey watch
    them. Msteeew. Nonsense people.
    I continued scanning the room as I sipped
    my drink. I saw like two booties I liked.
    Mehn, some girls get hips no worry.
    Jayhoover. I watched one guy and a girl slip
    out to go upstairs. Without been told I knew
    what was about to get down. When this
    party start sef? wey everybody don comot
    for gear already
    Just when the booze plus the weed water
    inside the booze plus whatever thing again
    wey these boys put was starting to take
    hold of me, Clara Waka and come. She
    pulled me up.
    “Let’s Dance”.
    “You want Jay to kill me abi?” I said. Pulling
    “Don’t be silly. Get up”.
    “I can’t dance”. I told her. And no, minus
    joke. I really can’t dance. I dance like a bad
    “Just shake your body”. She told me.
    Because I was starting to get high as F**K
    (on just one cup, only God know what was
    inside this drink) I just decided to break my
    no dance rule. I stood up and allowed Clara
    drag me to the middle of the room.
    Like 20 people dey already gbedu and I saw
    Jay dancing with another fine babe like that.
    I and Clara started dancing. Mehn, it wasn’t
    a small thing. Highness na b-----d.
    Well, fast forward fast forward.
    At a point I and Clara stopped dancing. I
    noticed another babe who was free. I rush
    am, pulled her up – just like that. Oh mehn,
    i’m high. Like, seriously. God. What did they
    put in the drink.
    The babe I pulled up didn’t complain, she too
    sef don high die.. We danced and while we
    danced we talked. I made a few jokes and
    she laughed. The connection is there, I
    thought, in my head.
    At a point, the devil whispered to me what
    to whisper to the babe . Piam, I no even
    think am. I just whispered it to her – just
    like that.
    “Here is hot”. I whispered.”lets get out of
    here” . She nodded and started walking
    away, I followed her. She led the way to the
    staircase, I followed. Staggering a bit.
    Just as I climbed the stairs I looked back
    and saw Clara looking at us. I throway face.
    Then I remembered I didn’t even know the
    name of the babe I was following. Well, who
    We got up and entered a corridor. The babe
    pushed a door to the right and we balled into
    a badly lit room. On the bed were the boy
    and the girl who had slipped out of the party
    downstairs earlier. They were stark Unclad
    and just about to “you know na”.
    I shouted something I can’t really remember
    now. The babe I was with apologized at the
    Unclad figures and we shut the door and
    started laughing those kind of no reason
    mumu laugh that you laugh when you are
    She fell on me, I held her. Slipped my palms
    down her buttocks and gave it a squeeze.
    She pulled my hands away and hit my chest
    For where. The alcohol in my system pushed
    me on. I gently pushed her to the wall and
    just as she was about to raise her hand to
    push against my chest I caught it. Raised it
    above her head and gently pinned it on the
    Leaning in I slowly brushed my lips against
    hers. Then looked at her. Her resistance
    stopped . Piam, I moved in. I rubbed her
    lower lip with my lip then slowly took it
    in between my lips and kissed her gently.
    I released her hands, slid my hand around
    her waist and pulled her closer. She kissed
    me back, raising up her hand she pulled my
    head in. Kissing me deeper. I kissed her
    neck. No reaction. I went back to her lips
    and resumed where I stopped.
    That was when Clara walked up to the
    corridor and saw us and what she did next surprised me


    Clara drew me off her body and gave
    me an
    annoying look then she yelled at me,
    daniel what
    is your problem, i invited you here so
    i should be your focus of attention.
    I was about saying
    something, when the drunk girl got up
    and walked away, i just stared at her
    as she left
    and i said to myself, chai see opportunity
    wey dis
    clara make me lose, she don use her
    spoil my blues, which kind devil she be na.
    Clara: Daniel are u deaf, is it not u am talking to.

    *she moved towards me and perceived the smell
    of alcohol coming from my mouth.
    Clara: what did u drink?
    Daniel: i took some bottles of errrrrrm
    clara: so that was what got u high
    daniel: i think so. Where is jay?
    Clara: he is downstair with his friends, he doesn’t
    know am here.
    Daniel: really
    clara: yeah, follow me let us go and join him
    Daniel: am not going anywhere
    clara: and why is dat so
    daniel: nothing just go and meet him yourself.
    She didn’t say anything but just stood there
    staring at me.
    I looked at her face and she gave me a
    seductive look, she leaned closer to me,
    held my waist and place her b----t on my chest.

    Instantly my dickson got the message and stood erect, she felt it and smiled.
    Then i said to myself, this na reggae blues.


    We drew our heads forward, our lips locked and we started kissing each other, i slid my hands around her waist and started fondling her bwest, i was about locating her k---y wen she pushed me backwards.

    *lai lai i no go gree oh, she must finish wetin she start*

    i stood calm, came towards her again, held her cheek with my hands and we continued kissing. I had begun to enjoy the feeling when she held my hand and said
    “follow me”
    to where, i asked
    just come, she said

    i agreed and she led me to a room, she opened the door and we entered inside.
    I looked around and saw that the room was neatly arranged.
    where is this place, i asked
    you love asking questions, she said

    she closed the door and locked it.
    She looked at me, smiled and asked “have u ever had sex during a party”
    ignoring her question, i grabbed her by the waist and squeezed her b----t, she let out a soft moan.
    She undid my trousers and brought out dickson
    and started sucking the tip. This feeling alone
    set my body on fire. ”konji na barstard” i said to
    She started undressing herself and her boobie
    which was pointed and firm caught my attention
    and i just kept on staring at it.
    She stood unclad and came on top of me and
    positioned my dickson above her k---y.

    Daniel: clara abeg wait.
    clara: what is it again.
    daniel: i need protection.
    clara: just pull out when u are about to pour.
    Daniel: clara i no fit oh, wat if i carry infection.
    Clara: u are crazy *she playfully hits me on my
    chest* do u think am having any infection. I
    should even be the one asking u dat question.
    She stands up from the bed and walked toward
    where she kept her purse, she opened it and
    emptied all the contents on the floor.
    I looked and stared at the contents with

    *oboi na up to 20 roll of condoms dey there, this
    girl fit dey do public service oh*
    Here, have it, she said, i collected a roll from her
    and wore it.
    She came on top of me again and placed
    dickson into her k---y and started riding on me.
    *omo dis girl tight die*
    she was still going up and down and i was sure
    she was enjoying it. After some minutes we
    switched position and i continued from her

    She was just releasing soft moans, few minutes
    later, i reached my c----x and i then emptied my
    hot pour into the condom.
    We cleaned up our selves and laid on the bed. I
    took my phone and checked the time, it was
    already late.

    Clara: we will be spending the night here
    Daniel: that will be better, i don’t think i can go
    back today, so wat about jay.
    Clara: he has sent me a text message already
    that he will be spending the night with his
    Daniel: okay.

    We gisted for up to an hour before we became
    dizzy, we cuddled each other and slept off.
    I woke up the next morning, checked the time
    and saw that it was past 8’oclock. I checked for
    clara on the bed but she was not there, it seems
    she left me earlier.

    I stood up to take my clothes and dress up, but
    they were not there, i checked everywhere but
    still couldn’t find it. I looked at myself again and
    saw dat i was only wearing a boxer short.

    *shey na boxer wan follow me go house ni*

    I sat down back on the bed, having no idea of
    what next to do.
    Different thoughts started running through my


    I sat down on the bed, having no idea of what
    next to do.
    Different thoughts started running through my
    *like say i know, i for don go house on time
    yesterday, na the useless konji wey hold me kon
    cause this wahala* i said to myself.
    I took my phone and dialled clara’s number but i
    got a response saying my account balance is
    I quickly borrowed airtime from customer care,
    since that was the only option left for me to
    recharge my phone.
    Dialling clara’s number again, i placed the phone
    on my ear. The response i got made me froze
    with shock.

    Clara’s number is switched off, what do i do
    Not knowing who else to call, i dropped the
    phone on the bed.
    I headed straight towards the door and decided
    to seek help from whoever i set my eyes on, i
    turned the door knob and pulled the door

    The door didn’t open, it was locked.
    At this junction, i could hear my heart beat.

    I began to regret why i came to this party in the
    first place.
    I knew i had to get out of here, but i just
    couldn’t figure a way out. Banging the door and
    shouting for help may create a scene which am
    sure the outcome will be so embarassing for me.

    So in order not to make matter worse, i went
    back and laid on the bed and started thinking of
    the next step to take.
    I took my phone and log into bbm to have a chat
    with Jaga *the fool wey introduce me to clara*
    Me: Jaga, u dey mad oh
    i typed on the screen and sent it to him, i waited
    for few minutes but there was no reply. I began
    to look at the screen waiting for him to type a
    message but i got frustrated after none came.
    My stomach started rumbling and i began to feel
    hunger pangs, it then occured to me that i
    haven’t eaten anything since yesterday evening.

    This was when i started raining abuses on the
    two fool wey put me for this condition, which was no other person but clara and jaga.

    Then something caught my attention.
    I stared at the display picture on jaga’s bbm
    profile and it was a female picture i saw.
    I began to think it was jaga’s new crush until i
    viewed the picture and i was surprised at what i

    Isn’t this clara’s picture? I asked myself
    oh yeah it is definetely clara’s picture. I began
    to wonder why jaga uploaded her picture on his
    i checked his status and what i read made me
    jump off from the bed, forgetting that i was
    locked up.

    This can’t be true
    so clara is jaga’s ex-girlfriend *he kon dey lie for
    me say clara na him cousin*
    i was running out of battery so i quickly log out
    of bbm, and kept my phone.
    I must get out of here as soon as possible
    before i die of hunger, i said to myself.
    As minutes rolled by, i became more hungrier
    and tired.

    *next time again for my life, i go avoid party like
    poison, dis 1 don teach me lesson* i said to myself

    I was still lost in thoughts, until when i saw the
    door flew open, and then clara walked in with a
    smile on her face.

    She was looking more sexier than ever, she wore a
    mini skirt which brought out the curvy shape of
    her hips, her bwests were *chai, see wetin i dey
    imagine, instead of make i strangle this girl*

    Clara: good morning dear.

    Daniel: where the hell have u been, i said with

    Clara: am sorry i left u here all alone, jay called
    me to come over and i escorted him home. I
    didn’t want you to leave without seeing me, that
    was why i had to do it.

    Daniel: so why was your phone switched off?

    Clara: i had a flat battery, please am sorry now
    you don’t have to react this way.

    Daniel: sorry for yourself, where are my clothes?
    Clara: i didn’t take your clothes, i left it in the
    wardrobe for you, didn’t u checked there?

    *i no even remember say wardrobe dey the
    room, over thinking don format my memory*

    I walked to where the wardrobe was and opened
    it and i saw my clothes neatly arranged there.
    Taking the clothes, i quickly wore it, she didn’t
    say anything again, she just stood where she
    was and watched me.

    I will be on my way now, i told her.

    Won’t u eat, i bought u snacks on my way
    coming, she said, raising up a polythene bag she was holding.

    No am not hungry yet, i will prepare something
    when i get home, i lied.

    *i no fit spend anoda minute for this place*

    alright, no problem she said.
    We bade each other farewell and i took transport
    back to where i live.


    Immediately i got home, i took off my clothes
    and ran to the kitchen to prepare something to
    eat, i took out some noodles and put it in a pot
    of boiling water. I went back to my room and
    relax while i waited for the food to be ready.

    Still couldn’t believe clara was once jaga’s boo.

    My phone vibrated, i took it and check the
    notification panel at the top screen and i saw bbm icon which signified that i
    have a message on bbm.

    EPISODE 10

    I opened my blackberry messenger and read the
    It was from Jaga.

    Jaga: how far na, i find u come house yesterday,
    u no dey around, where u go na?

    Me: clara invite me come one party, na now i
    just enta house sef.

    Jaga: u go party since yesterday afternoon kon
    come back by dis time, how u take waka now.

    Me: jaga na long story oh, but just imagine am like
    say na police detention i dey since yesterday.

    Jaga: ah, but for u to sleep over, e mean say u
    achieve something na.

    *Not wanting to let him know i slept with clara, i
    quickly changed the topic*

    Me: jaga, e get something wey i wan discuss
    with u.

    Jaga: wetin be dat, hope say u neva give person

    Me: no be dat one, i need money badly and i go
    like make u help me with cash.

    Jaga: if na dat one, u go wait till end of this
    week. Make i see wetin i fit gather for u.

    Me: okay now no wahala, at least u don try.

    I began to percieve burnt smell coming from the
    kitchen, which made me remembered the
    noodles i was cooking.
    I quickly stood up and ran into the kitchen with
    speed, brought the pot down and put off the
    I stared at the food and saw that it was partially
    burnt, i had no choice but to eat it that way so
    as to reduce the hunger pangs i was feeling.
    I took a fork and emptied what was left of it into
    a plate and carried it back to the room.

    I dugged into the food and ate it hungrily not
    minding the burnt taste.
    Few minutes later, i was about rounding up when
    i heard a sound from my door.

    ”kpon kpon kpon” it sounded again.

    Who is there, i asked

    its me Iya kola, the voice replied.

    On hearing that, i recognised who she was.
    Am coming just a minute, i answered.

    I quickly stood up, packed what was left of the
    food into the plate and went to drop it in the

    *in case u guys never knew, iya kola is my next
    door neighbour, she is like a second mother to
    me and she in turn treats me as her son*

    i rushed back to the room and opened the door
    for her.

    Good morning ma, i greeted.

    Iya kola: how are you daniel?

    Me: am fine ma, i replied offering her a seat.

    Iya kola: hope all is well, its been a while u

    Me: yes ma, i heard u travelled.

    Iya kola: oh yes i did, i just got back yesterday. I
    checked on you but you were not at home, the
    surprising thing was that u didnt come back
    home until this morning, what happened?

    *ye mogbe, i don enter am today*

    Me: dats true ma, i went to church, we were
    having a program, we finished late and i couldn’t
    make it on time which made me slept in the

    Iya kola: hope u remembered me in your prayers.

    Me: of course ma, why won’t i.

    *see as i just package lies dey distribute for her,
    please God forgive me*

    Iya kola: it shall be well with you

    Me: Amen, i answered.

    Iya kola: here are the gifts i bought for you on
    my way coming, she said extending a polythene
    bag towards me.

    Me: thank u very much, am grateful ma, i said
    collecting it from her.

    Iya kola: you are welcome. I will be on my way
    now, let me go and prepare food for my husband,
    she said while standing up.

    Me: okay ma, please extend my greetings to

    Iya kola: i will, be a good boy and remember to
    read your bible always.

    Me: yes ma, i replied.

    After she left, i quickly emptied all the contents
    of what was inside the polythene bag on the
    Hmmmmmmmm, bananas, i said peeling one of
    them and started eating it.
    At least this is much more better than the burnt
    noodles i ate recently.

    After eating to my fill, i emptied the peel into the
    dust bin and went into the bathroom to take my

    Few minutes later after coming out of the
    bathroom, i got dress up. Having nothing else to
    do, i laid on the bed and took a nap, awaiting the
    next day which was sunday.

    EPISODE 11

    Sunday finally came, i knew i had to prepare
    for church so i swept my room and tidy up
    everywhere as quickly as possible so as to
    prevent any excuse that arises for going late.
    After i was done with the cleaning, i went into
    the bathroom to take my bath. I came out,
    cleaned my body and checked the time.

    I still had one hour left before church starts, i
    quickly went to my wardrobe and brought out a
    fancy T-shirt with with jeans, took out my
    sneakers from under the bed and got dressed

    I stared at the mirror and what i saw made me
    smile with satisfaction.

    Actually my reason for going to church was not
    to go and worship God, it was just to go and
    show off with my new look.

    *i sure say una sef dey do am, so no look me
    say i be bad boy*

    Dear Lord, please let this day turn out Good for
    me, i said as i opened my door to leave the

    I stepped out of the compound and took a bike
    to church which was not too far from my house.

    *i for don trek go sef, but as this harmattan be,
    e go change my white sneakers to colour brown
    before i even reach church, so i no get choice*

    On reaching my destination, i got down, paid the
    bike man off and entered the church.

    *Normally i no dey like to sidon for front row
    because na the faces of people wey dey there
    pastor dey always look, and since i no be regular
    church goer, e no go good if pastor sight my

    I walked to the back row and took a seat and as
    church was about to start, a lot of people started
    rushing in.

    That was when this particular girl came to the
    row i was seating and occupied the space next
    to me.

    *ewooo this girl fine oh*

    i don’t even think i have ever seen anyone as
    beautiful as she was in my entire life.

    Church started and i couldn’t even concentrate, i
    was just busy thinking of how i will woo this girl
    after church service.
    I must get to know this girl, i won’t let her pass
    me by, i said to myself.

    They engage in immoral sexual activities, i heard
    the pastor shout aloud.

    I abandoned the thoughts and focused on what
    the pastor was talking about.

    Lo and behold, the topic was DATING.

    EPISODE 12

    They engage in immoral sexual activities, i heard
    the pastor shout aloud.

    I abandoned the thoughts and focused on what
    the pastor was talking about.
    Lo and behold, the topic was DATING.

    *i dey hate this kind tin like mad, y some pastors
    dey behave like dis, shey na when i don plan to
    toast dis girl, na im pastor wan spoil show for

    As the pastor continued preaching, i was just
    observing the girl to see her reaction on what
    the pastor was saying.

    *oboi, see as this girl bone face like person wey
    drink alomo, ahh pastor don fall my hand*

    Some minutes after the pastor finished
    preaching, i seized the opportunity and brought
    out my phone, opened my web browser and
    entered coolval website so as to check for

    *i kon dey use style form big boy with my
    BlackberryQ5 for the girl presence*
    As i was busy with the phone, that was when i
    heard a phone ringing and it happened to be the
    girl’s phone.

    She brought out the phone, power it off and kept
    it back in her bag, it was an iphone 6.

    *na so i open mouth like dundee, see
    embarassment of the highest order*

    I quickly stopped what i was doing and stylishly
    kept my phone inside my pocket, even the
    vibrations from messages sent to me didn’t
    make me bring it out again.

    Church ended after the closing prayer and
    everyone started coming out of the church.
    Not forgetting what i had planned in mind, i went
    up to meet the girl and started a conversation
    with her.

    Hello, i said to her

    hi, u were the guy sitting beside me in church
    today, aren’t u?

    Yes i am, this is actually the first time i will be
    seeing you in this church, so am just wondering
    if you are a new member here, i said to her

    No am not, i have been worshiping in this church
    for the past three months now.

    Oh really, i never knew but anyway you are
    welcome to my church, i said to her

    Thanks, that’s so thoughtful of you.

    Am Daniel and you? I asked.

    My name is Jennifer but my friends call me

    Wow jenny, dats a beautiful name

    Thanks Daniel, she said.

    You are welcome, do u mind giving me your
    phone number so i can call u some other time, i
    asked her.

    No problem, its okay by me.

    I brought out my phone and the memories of the
    embarassment i received earlier in church
    flashed into my mind.

    At least, i have accomplished my mission so
    there is no need to be embarassed again.
    As she called out her number, i dialled it in my
    phone and saved the number.

    Daniel, i will be on my way now.

    Ok jenny goodbye.

    Alright goodbye, she said and left.
    At last it worked out well, with this i can start
    from somewhere, i said to myself with a wide
    grin on my face.

    I turned to walk towards the exit when i felt a
    soft tap on my shoulder, i looked back and guess
    who i saw?

    It was the Pastor!!!.

    EPISODE 13

    Good afternoon young man, the pastor said to me

    Good afternoon pastor, i replied.

    So what is your name young man, he asked.

    My name is Daniel sir, i answered

    Oh brother daniel, you have been a member of
    this church for a very long time now, but i
    observed that you have been absent for some
    weeks now.

    Yes, you are right pastor.

    So what do you have to say about it.

    *i no go wan lie because e get as e go be, inside
    church for dat mata, but i no kon get any
    reasonable excuse*

    I was in my hometown, i visited my parents and
    spent some time with them, dat was what
    actually caused my absence.

    Okay, but now that you are back, i will advise
    you spend more time with God.

    I will do that pastor.

    Dats good, do not forget the meaning of your
    name, for you will be Judge by God according to
    the way u act.

    Immediately he said this words, my concience
    became guilty, truly the Lord is talking through
    this man, i said to myself.

    Have a nice day brother daniel, and i do hope to
    see you in church next week sunday.

    Thank you pastor, i said to him, bid him farewell
    and left for home.


    I got home, said a short prayer and had a
    change of clothes. I then entered the kitchen to
    prepare lunch, after the food was prepared, i
    couldn’t even eat because i never had the

    Just busy thinking of Jenny, i have never really
    been in a serious relationship before, but from
    the look of things, if she gives me a chance, i
    won’t let her regret it.

    But all this while, i never got a call or text
    message from clara since that incident and i am
    no even bothered about it because tripping for
    her will lead me no where, she is just a sex

    I took my phone and opened whatsapp, just to
    check if jenny had an account on whatsapp.

    Yes dats it,

    her account was right there staring
    at my face, i decided to send her a message but
    that will be to soon, since am just coming back
    from church.

    I opened bbm so as to have a chat with Jaga,
    and that was when i got a message telling me
    my data bundle has exhausted.

    D--n it, i quickly checked my pockets and
    brought out some naira notes.
    I hurriedly left the house and headed to the
    nearest shop were recharge cards were sold, i
    purchased airtime worth a thousand naira which
    i will use in renewing my subscription.

    On getting home, i checked my phone and saw
    four missed calls from an unknown number.
    I couldn’t call back coz i didn’t purchase call

    I opened bbm after subscribing for the one
    month plan, that was when the call came again
    and i picked the call.

    Hello, i said.

    Am i speaking with Daniel?

    Yes, how may i help you?

    Please come over to Divisional Police
    headquaters immediately.

    Why, what for?

    Jaga needs your help

    Then the line went dead.

    EPISODE 14

    I stared at my phone with disbelief, this can’t be true, what will jaga be doing in the police station on a Sunday. I wished i had airtime to call back but i didn’t.

    Without wasting much time, i stood up and put on my clothes, i have to help jaga, if he is locked up, dat means he will be on bail so i have to take some cash along.

    No one goes to a police station with full pockets and comes out without spending a dime, i trust our Nigerian police officers *winks*

    After leaving home, i quickly headed straight to the bank to make a withdrawal. Few minutes later, i was already on my way heading to the location which was very far from where i live but happens to be the only police station close by where jaga resides.

    On reaching there, i entered the police station and I saw jaga and two of his friends at the entrance.

    Jaga, i shouted with a surprise look on my face.
    I was thinking he was locked up, but seeing him here made me more a curious.

    Jaga: Daniel thank God say you don come.

    Daniel: Jaga na wetin dey happen?

    Jaga: I was robbed last night

    Daniel: robbed? How manage na
    Jaga: i didn’t even know how it happened, it was at gunpoint, they were about six in numbers.

    Daniel: na wetin dem come do?

    Jaga: which kind question be dat one, na wetin dem dey do before, no be to steal.

    Daniel: so what did they steal.

    Jaga: they went away with my laptop, phones and some amount of money which i had kept at home. I just got a report this morning telling me that the robbers had been
    caught and all stolen goods has been retrieved from them.

    Daniel: since you are here, why haven’t you collected yours?

    Jaga: i have already gone, i spoke with the officer in charge but he said that before I can take it, I will have to deposit the sum of twenty thousand naira.

    Daniel: 20k, for wetin na
    Jaga: the tin surprise me sef, right now am on having 12k which was contributed by my friends here, that was why i sent for you.

    Daniel: good thing I came with cash.

    I brought out the money and added eight thousand naira to it, which made the money complete.

    Jaga: thank you ma guy, u do well.

    I and his friends waited outside while he went in to make the payment for his stolen goods, so i used the opportunity in doing some introduction with his friends.

    Few minutes later, he came out with a wide grin on his face, carrying along with him his phones and window 8 laptop.

    You guys are the best, i really appreciate all your efforts.

    We talked for a while and bid each other farewell before we parted ways, leaving only jaga and i.

    Jaga: i have some repairs to do.

    Daniel: did the laptop got spoilt?

    Jaga: no, not the laptop. It is my door, it was broken by those robbers.

    Daniel: really, no be small tin oh, dat means you will have to fix it today.

    Jaga: exactly, but do you know any carpenter i can call now?

    Daniel: i think so.

    I asked jaga to lend me his phone since he had airtime and called a carpenter which I was familiar with and he promised to come on time after given him the address.

    he is on his way I told jaga.

    Jaga: thats better, let him come and fix it up before night falls.

    We continued to gist about the robbery incident which I couldn’t help but laugh when he told me he was flogged on the buttocks for harassing one of them, after which he left and I took a bike home.

    EPISODE 15

    Jaga gave me a call some hours after I had gotten home, informing me that the repairs had been made and also showing appreciation for helping him out. We chatted on bbm for a while and discussed some personal issues which ended before midnight and I slept off.

    As the days rolled by, i got in contact with Jenny and we became friends, and as time went on we later got to know that we share some things in common, like we are from the same state but different local government, her favorite food happens to be mine and most of her likes is not different from mine.

    There was a day i gave her a phone call requesting to pay her a visit, but she turned me down saying I shouldn’t come because she is still living with her parents and my presence there won’t be a good idea.

    I then told her to visit me instead which at first she wanted to decline but after much pressure from me, she later accepted and I gave her my address. She then told me day and time she will be free to come. This made me happy and I thanked her for accepting. we then talked for a while before i hung the call.

    I woke up that fateful day which i was to expect her with my head filled with the thoughts of Jenny.
    I have grown so fond of her to the extent that I think am beginning to fall in love with her, i just hope she feels the same.
    After doing some clean up in and outside the house, i washed my teeth and entered the bathroom to have my bath before settling down to eat my breakfast.

    I laid on my bed after i had finished eating with my gaze fixed on the clock hanging on the wall, it was busy ticking slowly which got me provoked.
    I stood up and went out to put on my generator since there was no light.

    I began to watch some movies before i heard a knock on the door.
    A little smile appeared on my face, could it be her, i asked myself.
    I checked the time and saw that it was still early for her to be here by now.

    “kpon kpon kpon” the sound came again.

    Out of curiosity i ran to the door and opened it.
    Guess who i saw?

    EPISODE 16

    On opening the door, the visitor happened to be Iya kola.

    Good morning ma, i greeted her

    Good morning daniel, how are you? she asked taking a seat.

    Am fine me, i replied

    This one that you are at home today, hope all is well?

    By the grace of God, all is well ma.

    Then why didn’t you go to work today?

    Am not in good health ma, i lied to her, not wanting to let her know that i resigned from my previous Job due to the stipends i do get as income.

    Eyaaaaaaa pele, she said in Yoruba language which meant sorry.
    Have you taken injections? she asked again

    *injections ke* No ma, i only took some drugs, its just a slight illness and am sure I will be alright by tomorrow.

    Okay, i wish you quick recovery

    Thank you ma

    I was sleeping when I heard the sound of your generator which woke me up from sleep, so i decided to come and check on you.

    Ah, am sorry for the disturbance ma

    No problem my dear, since am already here, i will join you in watching movie. So what’s the title?

    The title is Olympus has fallen, have you watched it ma?
    No I haven’t, i prefer Nigerian movies

    Really, then let’s watch this particular movie together, i said inserting a disk into the DVD player.

    We focused our attention on the film while it was playing and engaged into series of laughter whenever we came across the comedy part of the film.

    All this while, i had forgotten i was expecting a visitor, it didn’t even occur to me that she will stay this long.
    The movie was about to end when the generator suddenly stopped and went off.

    I think the fuel has finished, i said to her

    Am glad we had almost conclude the movie before it went off, you have already entertained me so there would be no need asking you for food again, let me go and prepare it myself. she said standing up to leave.

    Okay ma, you can also include mine in the preparation, i said jokingly

    Lazy boy, just come over when you feel hungry so you can have it.

    Okay thank you ma, i said to her before she left.

    I switched off the TV set and other electronics i had switched on earlier, after which i lay on the bed so as to relax my body for some minutes.

    My phone began to ring, i stared at the screen and the name Jenny appeared on it. This was when i remembered I was expecting her, without wasting much time, i picked up the call and spoke

    Hello Jenny

    Hi Daniel, am at the gate of your compound, kindly come and open up.

    Okay, i will be there immediately, i said and hung up the call.

    I quickly wore something okay and headed outside to open the gate which seemed to be locked.

    On reaching there, i unlocked the gate and saw her, she was putting on a red flowing gown which made her look more beautiful.

    I stretched out my arms to her, she then came closer and gave me a warm embrace.

    I felt her boobs on my chest and this sent shivers down my spine.
    While we walked into the compound, i couldn’t help but ask myself if what i truly felt for her was love or lust.

    EPISODE 17

    My phone rang and the caller happened to be no other person but Jenny. Without giving a second thought, i picked up the phone call.

    Jenny: I have gotten home

    Me: Thank God you reached there safely.

    Jenny: Not to forget, thanks for keeping me company, i so much look forward to seeing you on Saturday.

    Me: No problem dear, you have my words.

    We talked for a while about the event after which we later hung up.

    I sat down on a chair and reminisce on the conversations we had earlier, while she was here

    ******FLASH BACK*******

    Jenny: Daniel my birthday is coming up in four days time.

    Me: four days? How come you never told me all this while.

    Jenny: Am sorry dear, it escaped my mind, I decided I will inform you when I get here, please accept my apologies.

    I stared at her face for some seconds before speaking up.

    Me: you are forgiven

    Jenny: Thanks, i am specially inviting you to be in attendance during the event.

    Me: where will it be held?

    Jenny: at my home, hope you will be there.

    Me: hmmmmmmm, i think so

    Jenny: is that a promise?

    Me: yeah, sure it is.


    I really had a great time with her based on our conversation, she opened up and seem to be free with me, but nothing relating to the sexual aspect happened.

    Scott, i heard a voice behind me which startled me, i looked back and saw jaga with a wide grin on his face.

    How far na, he asked

    Me: Jaga, how did you get in here?

    Jaga: I had no choice but to barge in, after knocking on the door to no avail, what have you been doing since?

    Me: Nothing much. I was just lost in thoughts.

    I observed Jaga’s dressed and noticed he wasn’t putting on a casual wear.

    Me: this one wey you dress like this, na where you dey bounce go?

    Jaga: have you taken your bath, he asked changing the topic.

    Me: yes, wetin happen?

    Jaga: Go and get dressed, lets go together.

    Me: Go to where, now that the sun is high in the sky.

    Jaga: we are going to the pool

    Me: pool? Dats cool, sounds like a good idea.

    Jaga: you have to get dressed let’s be on our way now, you are not the only one.

    Me: am not the only one, What do you mean?

    Jaga: you will get to know later, just get dressed.

    Without further questioning, i stood up and headed towards the wardrobe, minutes later, we were already on our way. It took us almost an hour before we finally got to our destination, It was a house which had flower decorations around it.

    Where is this place? I asked jaga while we approached the gate.

    A house owned by a friend of mine, he answered.

    I just kept mute and watched him while he brought out his phone and called someone which i presume is the owner of the house.

    It didn’t take long before we finally got in and we were welcomed by his friend.

    They are waiting, i heard him say to jaga

    He took us to the back of the house and i saw the pool, it was very large and wide in length. Four girls were already swimming but there were no guys present, guess they are yet to come.
    I stared at the girls and saw one of them smiling at me.

    She looks familiar, it seems have met her before. I walked closer towards her direction and saw her face. Instantly i knew who she was. It was Clara.
    Jaga came behind me, i looked at him and he winked at me.
    This is more than just an outing, i said to myself.

    EPISODE 18

    I just couldn’t figure out what next to do, my leg stood on a spot resisting every urge to move towards her. Oh no, not Clara again after i had put her thoughts aside and vowed to have nothing to do with her. But come to think of it, jaga winked at me, what did he implied by that, it seems he had this planned out. Not wanting to do anything funny, i just kept my cool and acted like I didn’t see her.

    What is she doing here? I asked jaga

    Don’t look surprised, am sure you have missed her a lot and so has she, you should be happy to see her once again, I feel free and make sure you have a good time with her, he said and walked away to God knows where.
    I just stared at the figure approaching me which happens to be Clara. If i had told jaga about Jenny earlier he wouldn’t have brought me here and am sure he had no idea about what happened between me and Clara the last time we met besides he once dated Clara so why putting me in the picture. This are rhetorical questions i couldn’t help but ask myself, I felt like leaving for home immediately but it didn’t seem like a good idea to me owing to the fact that such action will be regarded as an act of childishness, I just hope of not having any regrets coming to this place.

    Wow, who do we have here, Clara said on getting to where I was.

    Wadup Clara

    Am good Daniel, how are you?

    Just the way you left me

    Really i can see, just look at the way you are dressed, you are not looking bad at all, so glad you are here.

    I tried saying something but words refused to come out of my mouth

    Come on, don’t be silly won’t you give me a hug, she said stretching her arms towards me.

    Not minding the drops of water dripping from her body, i drew forward and gave her a hug, she held me tight and pressed her large boobs on me not wanting to release immediately, this action of hers signalled Dickson and am sure she did it on purpose.

    Guy’s over here, jaga called disrupting our embrace.
    I gazed at where he was and saw him sitting with a lady at the other side of the pool with a table filled with drinks. We walked to where he sat with my hand placed on Clara’s waist, she was just smiling showing her white set of teeth, guess she is really happy to see me, she better enjoys it while it lasts was all i told myself. On reaching where jaga was seated, we both took a chair and sat opposite him.
    I see you guys are getting along, he said directing the words to none of us in particular.
    Sure we are, i said grabbing a bottle of origin from the table, i stylishly stared at Clara and saw that she was still smiling, with this smile of hers i just hope she has nothing up her sleeve.
    Do you care for a drink, i asked Clara with raised eyebrows *boys are not smiling*

    Yeah I do, she replied taking a bottle of coke

    You are not taking alcohol?

    Not yet, i need soft drinks just for a start.

    For a start? Mehn this girl is really up to no good.

    The four of us did some introduction which was to the girl with jaga in particular where we got to know her name was Sarah. We drank and ate peppersoup filled with assorted meat, along the line i was asked some awkward questions which made me felt uncomfortable but i kept my cool. Within an hour, we had already ate and drank to our fill, having nothing else to discuss, i broke the silence.

    Am going for a swim, i feel hot

    May i join you, Clara asked but I just smiled

    Please excuse me guys, i stood up and went into the changing room to have a change of clothes. I have never really swam in a pool before, but this being my first time i need to act like a professional who has swam in a lagoon filled with crocodiles. I just need to cool my body from the hotness i feel as a result of the scorching sun.
    I came out, clad in only boxer short with my six packs
    *if i hear say I get six packs, who dash me ?? *

    I went closer towards the edge of the pool and attempted to dive.
    That side of the pool is very deep, jaga voiced out

    Daniel noooooooo, Clara screamed but it was too late, i had already dived.

    EPISODE 19

    I dived into the pool with a great thud splashing a
    massive part of the water above the pool level. The coldness of the water sent shivers through my
    body which made it even more better than the heat
    i had felt earlier from the scorching sun. I had begun to float in the water using my legs to find my way but
    in no time i had barely moved when I ran short of breath. I tried raising my head up so as to take a breath but i couldn’t because the water didn’t appear to be shallow and my legs were at the depth of the pool.

    Somebody heeeeeeeelllp, i cried out while struggling to gasp for breath.

    Clar……….. Jagaaaaaaaa



    Those were words i could only utter as I consciously swallowed in gulps of water, wishing to get out of this problem i had gotten into.

    I felt someone’s hands on my waist which raised me up with my head above the water level. Waiting for no soothsayer to tell me what to do, i quickly inhaled and exhaled gasping for fresh air like someone who just ran a marathon race.

    The hands holding me this time, held me tighter by the waist and gently made me swam to the other side of the pool which was shallow. I had no idea who the helper is but I was happy and relieved that I was rescued after all, i wonder what would have become of me if I had spent another minute struggle for breath.

    On getting there, we brought our heads up and stood in the pool. I stared at the face of my rescuer and was surprised at who i saw but all the same
    I had to show appreciation.

    Thank you Clara

    You are such a good swimmer, she giggled
    You better thank your stars that you are still alive, if not you would have been thanking me in your grave, she said and swam away.

    I heard sound of laughter coming from the other side of the pool, i stared at where jaga was seated and saw him laughing uncontrollably with red eyeballs. I just looked away and avoided his gaze.

    EPISODE 20

    I came out of the pool and sat down on a chair ignoring Jaga’s mockery of my inability to swim which almost made me drown but for the timely intervention from Clara. Grabbing a bottle of Origin, i settled down for a drink so as to while away the time I had left to spend. I drank the content slowly coz my stomach was already filled up with the water i had drank from the pool. I watched as jaga led Sarah into the pool and they began to swim together, smooching and kissing each other at intervals which made me felt a little bit jealous and that was when I realized that I haven’t had sex for a while now. Jaga later got out of the pool and walked up to me bringing three more bottles along with him, but I could still hear him giggle as he sat down with me.

    Jaga: have this, use it to calm your nerves, he said dropping the bottles on the table.

    Me: when are we getting out of this place.

    Jaga: why do you ask, are you in a hurry to leave

    Me: yeah, got some stuffs to attend to at home

    Jaga: if you say so, but am afraid you will have to go alone.

    Me: why? Aren’t you leaving today.

    Jaga: No. I have some unfinished business with Sarah.

    Me: dats your problem, besides who really is she to you

    Jaga: she is one of my girlfriends, had to bring her here just to chill out with me.

    Me: so what about Clara, why did you stop dating her?

    He gave me a surprised look which made me realize he didn’t had an idea i knew he once dated Clara.

    Jaga: how did you know i dated her?

    Me: don’t look surprised, i had known about it for long, just decided to spill it out now, so what do you have to say about it.

    Jaga: well me and Clara never really liked each other that much, guess that was what made her get attracted to you at first sight. But the Clara i know, can go to any extent just to get whatever she desires.

    Me: I really don’t like her that much anymore but I seem to be cool with her owing to the fact that she even saved me.

    Jaga: she really likes you, she has been making advances at you but you don’t seem to notice, why don’t you give her a chance.

    Me: you won’t understand, am into a girl who happens to be Jenny by name and I feel she is the lady my heart yearns for, not Clara.

    Jaga: does she know about this, am talking about Clara.

    Me: No she don’t and I don’t even plan on telling her.

    Jaga: You don’t have to think twice, i happen to have numerous girlfriends yet I don’t trouble myself. What if you consider taking in both without their notice.

    Me: jaga, are you saying i should become a player like you.

    Jaga: you don’t have a choice, do u? Why don’t you give it a try and am sure you will see who to rely on at the end.

    Me: i just hope i don’t create trouble for myself.

    Jaga: this is exactly how I felt when considering about it but it’s all history now.
    Enough of the talk, I do you still wanna go into the pool?

    Me: no i don’t, I’ll just stay here and finish up the drink.
    Okay I’ll be back, he said and went to meet Sarah in the pool.

    Dating both girls won’t be a bad idea, afterall we all know what we seek from them.
    I let out a cool smile as I watched Clara approached me, i couldn’t help but stare at her curvy bwest and hips which made my hormones yearn for sex. Am gonna bang this girl before leaving here.

    Clara: what’s up with you Daniel, you shouldn’t be here alone drinking yourself to stupor.

    Me: what were you expecting, well good thing you came here to keep me company. Do you care for a drink?

    Clara: sure I do, I wanna ask, how come you don’t know how to swim.

    Me: coz i never attempt on learning how to, too bad it almost cost me my life and I should be grateful to you for saving me.

    Clara: i had no choice Daniel, y don’t you come with me into the pool so i can teach you, it will be fun doing so.

    Me: you don’t have to bother, am just not going in there anymore, have enough already.

    Okay, if you say so, she replied. We continue to sip our drink in silence while we watched jaga and Sarah as they were having a great time in the pool.

    Me: Clara

    Clara: yes, what is it

    Me: what about Jay, your boyfriend.

    Clara: Jay is dead

    Me: Dead? How? Who killed him

    Clara: do you mean who killed him or what killed him? Well he had an accident weeks ago but didn’t survive it, he was Dead On Arrival(DOA) according to the doctor’s report, but that’s all i in the past now, i have forgotten about him and moved on.

    Me: Am so sorry about that

    Clara: Daniel all i need now is someone who will love and care about me and am glad I just found you.

    Me: eh?

    Clara: yes Daniel, that was y i never allowed death to take you away from me while you were in the pool. I love you Daniel

    Me: I love you too

    We came closer and hugged each other, we then locked out lips and kissed each other. I later left for home but not after having sex with her, which i enjoyed every bit of it.

    I never knew that the repercussion of the decision i just made awaits me.

    EPISODE 21

    I woke up on Saturday morning feeling very weak and tired, it was Jenny’s birthday so I decided to wish her a happy birthday. Forcing myself out of bed, i stood up to pick up my phone and dial her number but it wasn’t reachable. I then opted to send her a birthday text which i did after typing the sweetest of words one can use to woo a lady. I knew i had to to prepare and get dressed for the event, today i will be meeting Jenny in her home, not just her but her entire family members, i just had that feeling today will be good for me. I got out of bed and ran into the bathroom happily, singing and whistling while I had my bath after which i later got dressed up.
    I left home when it was almost noon and headed to my destination, Jenny had sent the direction through a text message the previous day which i used in finding my way. The place seemed to be very far from where I reside and i had a hard time locating where It was. Nothing seems more frustrating than having to find your way under the scorching sun in an unknown place most especially if it is your first time.
    I eventually got there after after spending close to two hours locating the place which was inside an estate, i stood at the gate and stared at the house, Mehn the house fine oh. Without wasting further time, i knocked on the gate and it was opened by a man on navy uniform which i presume was the security officer

    Me: Good day sir

    Security: Good day young man, how may i help you.

    Me: Am here for the party, Jenny… I mean Jennifer’s birthday party.

    Security: were you invited?

    Me: yes I was invited.

    Security: by who?

    Me: I was invited by Jennifer

    Security: okay, Can I see your gate pass.

    Me: gate pass?

    Security: yes weren’t you given one?

    Me: No i wasn’t, she invited me herself.

    Security: If it is so then am afraid I can’t let you in.

    Me: eh? Sir but errrrrrrrrm…

    Security: young man, you are not having your gate pass so there is no way I can let you in. It is an order from Honourable Collins her father. Please excuse me and have a nice day, he said and close the gate.

    Why all this now, Jenny didn’t tell me anything about gate pass, and besides there no way i will just start going home like this. I quickly brought out my phone and dialled Jenny’s number. It didn’t go at first due to network issues but later went through after several attempts.

    Me: hello

    Jenny: hi Daniel, aren’t you coming for the party anymore, it will start few minutes from now.

    Me: am at the gate, i tried coming in but the gate man didn’t allow me in.

    Jenny: you mean the security officer, why did he stop you from coming in?

    Me: he said something abou….

    Jenny: oh, i remember now, it about the gate pass ryt?

    Me: yes it is, but you didn’t tell me about it, did you?

    Jenny: am so about dat, i will inform him to let you in, please give me a minute, she said and hung up.

    I waited for some time before i heard the gate pushed open. The security officer instructed me to come in which i did Immediately without hesitating, i was amazed at what I saw, the compound was really beautiful, there is no doubt Jenny father is a wealthy man. I had barely walked to the door step when my phone started ringing, i checked the screen and it was Clara calling.

    EPISODE 22

    I ignored the call and kept the phone inside my pocket. Picking up the phone won’t be a good idea and besides i wonder the reason why she was calling.
    Am glad you came, i heard a voice behind me, i turned back and was happy to see Jenny.

    Me: nice place you got here, it’s very beautiful.

    Jenny: thanks Daniel, can we please go in.

    Me: yes we can, i replied. She held my hand and we both walked into her home.

    Jenny : i have told my parents so much about you.
    Me: really?

    Jenny: yeah, and they are looking forward to seeing you.
    Me : me too, i can’t wait to see them.

    Jenny: she giggled, don’t worry dear, you will see them before the party is over.

    Me: okay, so who are the guests arriving to the party.

    Jenny: Our relatives, but most of them happen to be our family close friends. My father had it planned this way using the gate pass protocol so that there won’t be unwanted guests. Just sit and relax she said, leading me to the sitting room where I sat on a chair.
    So Daniel, what do I offer you?

    Me: you don’t need to, am alright.

    Jenny: you are my guest remember

    Me: Jenny seriously, am okay for now.

    Jenny: okay, if you insist. Please wait here for some moments, let me inform my parents that you are here, but in case you change your mind, you can tell one of the maids to get you anything. Just relax and feel at home, i will be back.

    Me okay.

    After she left, i kept myself busy watching a block buster movie showing on the TV set which hung on the wall. I was served a chilled drink by the maid after ordering for one, i couldn’t help but imagine what i stand to gain if I got engaged with Jenny.
    My phone began to vibrate which disrupted my thoughts, it was Clara calling again, i kept the phone back in my pocket but this time i switched it off. Minutes later, Jenny came downstairs along with her parents in a different dressing which looked beautiful on her.
    As they both approached me, i stood up to greet them and then Jenny did the introduction.


    Jenny is the only daughter of Chief Patrick Williams out of three children while the rest are males. Her parents welcome me peacefully which made me more comfortable and to crown it all, she has a wonderful family.
    The party commenced with a special birthday song which was sung for the celebrant, everyone ate, danced and drank to their fill, i spent most of my time taking pictures with her. The party was well organized. It finally came to an end which left disappointments on the face of some of the guests because they have barely begun to enjoy the fun but they had no choice but to leave as dawn slowly approached. Some minutes after the party ended, me and Jenny later sat down for a talk.

    Me: Happy Birthday once again Jenny.

    Jenny: wow, it really feels great to be a year older.

    Me: you can say that again, am happy for you dear.

    Jenny: thanks, hope you enjoyed your stay here?

    Me: of course I did, i really had a great time with your family.

    Jenny: am also grateful to them, they made my day very special and a memorable one at that.

    Me: am glad you are happy, but errrrrrrrm…

    Jenny: what’s that?

    Me: there is something I want to talk to you about.

    Jenny: go on, am listening, what is it about?

    Me: it’s about me, no you……i mean us.

    Jenny: okay, so what about us?

    Me: i think am in love with you

    Jenny: in love with me? When did you start nurturing this feeling of yours if I may ask?

    Me: for some time now, i couldn’t admit it at first but knew I had to tell you.

    Jenny: Daniel are you saying this because of who I am or for what I am?

    Me: believe me Jenny, my love for you is genuine.

    Jenny: well, i had liked you at first sight but as i got to know you more, i became so fond of you. I will be telling a lie if i say I don’t feel the same, i think am also in love with you.

    Me: we’ve come a long way and am glad we feel the same for each other. Please give me a space in your heart, Jenny will you be my girlfriend?

    EPISODE 23

    Things worked out as expected, Jenny accepted my request which made me very happy, we spent out time with each other mostly on phone conversations. As for Clara, she became a regular visitor in my house bringing along all sorts of gifts whenever she came. We hardly spoke on phone due to her constant visits on daily basis and the sex part of it was not left out cuz she sometimes sleep over. I was really having fun with both ladies but I have to put things in order so as not to mess things up.

    I was at home one sunny afternoon when I heard a knock on my door. At first i had no idea who it was, it’s surely not Clara cuz she went out. I opened the door and was surprised to see Jenny. On sighting her, i embraced her happily and pecked her.

    Me: wow Jenny, you didn’t tell me you will be coming.

    Jenny: yes dear, I really didn’t had anything much to do today so I decided to pay you a surprise visit.

    Me: that’s so thoughtful of you, am glad you are here at least you can keep me company for the main time. So how is everyone at home.

    Jenny: they are all fine.

    We sat and talked for a long time before i became hungry, i told her about it and she insisted on preparing something for me to eat. I had to go out and purchase most of the needed foodstuffs for the preparation after which we had a great time doing the cooking together. We were done within an hour, after dishing the food, we both sat down and began to eat.

    Me: hmmm, the food tastes good, thanks to me who did the cooking alone.

    Jenny: she giggled, you must be joking, as if i wasn’t the one who helped you out.

    Me: you can say whatever you like, it doesn’t change the fact that I am a good cook.

    Jenny: hmmm, am impressed glad to hear that. So Daniel tell me more about yourself, i mean your siblings, don’t you have any?

    Me: i don’t have a brother neither do I have a sister, am the first and only son of my parents.

    Jenny: really?

    Me: yeah, i live here alone

    Jenny: so what do you usually do most of the days?

    Me: Nothing much, i do stay at home most times.

    Jenny: why, don’t you have a job?

    Me: for now, i don’t. I resigned from my previous job due to some personal issues, but am currently working towards a better one.

    Jenny: so you stay indoors all day doing nothing?

    Me: i don’t have a choice, but am gonna sort it out.

    Jenny: you can sort it out while I see what I can do about it.

    Me: i don’t understand, do about what?

    Jenny: never mind dear. We need to be fast with the meal, daddy wants me home before dusk.

    Me: that means you will soon be going.
    Jenny: not yet, but we still have some time left.

    Me: okay, tell me about your parents, what do they do for a living.

    Jenny: promise to tell me about yours when am done.
    Me: okay I will, its a promise.

    Jenny: Good, well my father is the Chief executive officer of a multi millionaire company while my mum works under him by running the affairs of some of his companies. Not to forget, they both cherish me as their only daughter, hope dats okay for now.

    My brain was just echoing *multimillionaire, multimillionaire, multimillionaire* guys una understand wetin I mean na ??

    Jenny: Daniel you are not saying anything.

    Me: oh, yes dear its okay for now.

    Jenny: so tell me about yours.

    Me: you mean my parents

    Jenny: yes, you promised so tell me about them.

    I told her what she needed to know after which we rounded up and cleared the food. She later helped in washing the dishes and had to go when she was done. I was really going to miss her, we embraced and kissed each other before she left.

    I retired back to the bed and decided to relax a little bit, i opened bbm and had a chat with jaga telling him how things were going between me and both Ladies and he assured me that nothing will go wrong as long as I play my card well and minimize the number of times Clara visits daily which i obliged to do. We talked about other things be we later ended the conversation. It wasn’t up to an hour Jenny left that I began to hear another knock on my door. I stood up and went to check who it was and it turned out to be Clara.

    Me: Clara, you are back?

    Clara: yes Daniel am back, did you miss me?

    Me: *miss you ke* I did.

    Clara: are you sure, or aren’t you happy to see me.

    Me: of course I am, i said and hugged her.

    Clara: wait a minute Daniel

    Me: what’s that?

    Clara: what am i perceiving all over you, isn’t dat a strong perfume odour. I don’t recall ever seeing you apply one so how did it get here?

    Ewoooooo this girl don catch me oh.

    Me: Clara, I don’t understand what you are talking about.

    EPISODE 24

    I managed to convince Clara without letting her suspicious of my involvement with Jenny. As evening approached, she prepared supper and we both ate after which we later spent the night together on the bed with some rounds of sex, she woke up the next morning and left promising to visit me later in the day. I began to ponder on what Jaga had told me the previous day, Clara’s constant visits can really mess things up for me which i pray doesn’t happen.
    My thoughts was distracted by the vibration of my phone, i picked it up and saw one mumu text from mtn, shey na by force to renew call back tune mtcheeeew, i hissed and entered the bathroom to have my bath.
    Having nothing to do as usual, i began to feel bored, this was when I realized the importance of Clara’s presence which made wish she was here with me. I couldn’t just sit back at home and die of boredom so i gave jaga a call and informed him i will be at his place very soon.
    Within few minutes, i got dressed up and headed to his place, i got there and met him at home busily doing some stuffs with his laptop which i had no idea about. We greeted each other and talked for a while after which he brought out some drinks which we both drank together, we emptied all the bottles and resumed our conversation which made us exchange series of laughter at intervals. That when I saw one babe, she came out of his bedroom and went meet jaga after which she greeted me. *omo dis girl fine sha, but I no sure say she fine reach my own Jenny* i just fixed my gaze at her behind as she swayed her buttocks and walked into the kitchen before she came out again and walked back into the room, this is the 12th lady i will come across with Jaga in a month, chai this guy don get legacy for womanizing.
    Jaga na who she be? I asked him, he just looked at me and couldn’t help but laugh at what I said.

    Jaga: na which kind jamb question you dey ask me.

    Me: but Jaga take am easy na, you go die of bleeping one day oh.

    Jaga: hahaha, I dat one na story as far as am concerned, have got everything under control, shey you need more babes ni?

    Me: more babes ke, that is the last thing on my mind for now.

    Jaga: you go soon die on top jenny and Clara matter, he said which made me laugh.

    My phone began to vibrate which disrupted our conversation. I ignored it and thought it was another message from mtn again, but when the vibration persisted i later knew it was a call. I brought out my phone and checked the screen, it was jenny calling. I was about picking the call when it stopped vibrating then one missed call appeared on my phone’s notification.
    Jaga: who is calling

    Me: na Jenny my love dey call

    Jaga: lover boy, for your bloody mind you dey love.

    Me: hahaha, wetin concern you.

    My phone rang again, this time of i didn’t even bother checking who the caller was, presuming it was jenny i picked up the call.

    Me: hello Jenny.

    Clara: Jenny. Who is Jenny?

    Me: who am i speaking with

    I checked the screen and my heart froze at the name I saw. ewooooooo na Clara oh.
    Me: hello Clara

    Clara: So now you know who is talking. I heard you call me Jenny, who is that?

    Me: No, I actually wasn’t talking to you, aren’t you coming to visit me again, i said changing the topic.

    Clara: well, dats the reason why I called, i don’t think I will be able to make it again but I promise to be there tomorrow.

    Me: okay, i have heard you.

    Clara: hope you are not angry with me?

    Me: no am not, y should I be.

    Clara: thanks dear, I love you.

    Me: yeah same here.

    Clara: Daniel, i said I love you.

    *see me see wahala, na by force to love again*

    Me: i love you too darling, i replied before ending the call.
    I had barely kept the phone back inside my pocket when it began to vibrate, it was ringing again for the third time, i checked the screen but this time it was jenny calling.

    EPISODE 25

    Me: Hello

    Jenny: Daniel, i just checked on you at home, but you were not around.

    Me: you came? I never knew, am at a friend’s place. But do you mind waiting for me, i will be there in few minutes time.

    Jenny: no you don’t have to bother, am already on my way home.

    Me: okay if you say so, please take good care of yourself.

    Jenny: okay dear, and you too.

    Me: sure. Daniel loves you, never stop and never will.

    Jenny: she giggled, i do love you too.

    Me: please give me a call when you get home and extend my greetings to your parents.

    Jenny: yes I will. Oh that reminds me.

    Me: what’s that?

    Jenny: it’s about my Dad.

    Me: your dad? hope everything is alright.

    Jenny: yes, he wants to see you.

    Me: see me? About wat?

    Jenny: hmmmmmmm i don’t think I know why.

    Me: Jenny please be serious, do you have any idea why he wants to see me.

    Jenny: when will you be coming.

    Me: i think tomorrow, yeah tomorrow noon.

    Jenny: okay, i will inform so he will be expecting you.

    Me: but you still haven’t told me the reason why he wants to see me.

    Jenny: don’t worry Daniel, you will know when you get there.

    Me: okay then. We talked for some moments before we bid each other farewell and ended the phone call.
    I was still in jaga house. I stared at the last bottle of vodka which i had left and opened it. In no time, i began to fill my stomach with its content. I had stayed long in Jaga’s house and I wasn’t even concerned about it as long as I had company. I had almost emptied the bottle when jaga came out of his room and sat on a chair opposite me, i never noticed when he left earlier.

    Jaga: mr loverboy

    Me: na wetin do you

    Jaga: this name sweet oh, e be like say na this name i go dey call you.

    Me: jaga, you no well at all

    Jaga: hahaha. So how far na, what did she say.

    Me: she said her father wants to see me.

    Jaga: her papa wan see you, what for?

    Me: that is what I don’t know, i asked her but she didn’t tell me, she only said I will know when I get there.

    Jaga: are you serious?

    Me: shey I dey lie before.

    Jaga: e be like say na marriage introduction, you understand na.

    Me: understand wetin? Which kind marriage introduction.

    Jaga: don’t worry yourself. Am sure he has a good reason for wanting to see you.

    Me: yeah, am sure about that.

    Jaga: so when will you be going?

    Me: tomorrow afternoon.

    Jaga: which tomorrow? Have you forgotten that clara is also visiting you tomorrow.

    Me: ewooo, that’s true oh.

    EPISODE 26

    Me: so how will I do it now, do i call her and tell her not to come again?

    Jaga: no, that won’t be a good idea, i don’t think you have to besides what reason will you give. I suggest you leave earlier before she arrives, that way you can find any excuse to give her.

    Me: i don hear you, na wetin I go do be dat. But this girl na problem oh.

    Jaga: are you not the one creating the problem for yourself. I have told you what to do but you won’t listen. If you don’t do anything about Clara’s constant visits, it will really mess things up for you.

    me: but it wont be an easy thing na, what if konji worry me, who go satisfy am na?

    Jaga: Mtcheeeeeeeew, na konji go fire your mouth there.

    Me: hahaha.

    With time far spent, i later left Jaga’s house and headed for home when I observed it was almost dusk. My journey back home consumed two hours of my time trying to get a bus and by the time I got home i felt weak and was too tired to even pull off my clothes so I went to bed and slept immediately.
    I woke up the next morning feeling very hungry, i hadn’t taken any food the previous night except for the bottles of beer i filled my stomach. I unable to bear the hunger pangs, i quickly went out to purchase bread and ate it all with tea. Not forgetting what I had planned in mind, i waited till it was almost noon before I dressed up and headed for Jenny’s house. On getting to the gate, i decided not to know because I wasn’t ready to answer unnecessary questions from the security officer.
    I phoned Jenny and told her I was at the gate, she then came out to meet me. We hugged and greeted each other after which she led me into her house. She asked me to wait at the sitting room while she went to inform her father of my presence. Few minutes later, her dad came downstairs unaccompanied by Jenny.

    Me: Good afternoon sir, i stood up to greet him.

    Chief Williams: Good afternoon young man, please have your seat, he said and sat opposite me. What is that your name again?

    Me: my name is Daniel sir

    Chief Williams: okay, i don’t think I need to introduce myself because am sure my daughter must have told you much about me.

    Me: yes, you are right sir.

    Chief Williams: Good. You may be wondering why I sent for you which i why I will want to go straight to the point.

    Me: ok, go on sir, am listening.

    Chief Williams: I am very much aware of your relationship with my daughter and am glad that after all this years of being single, she has finally settled down. Am very happy for the both of you.

    Me: thank you sir.

    Chief Williams: My daughter spoke with me of recent, informing me about your current state of not having a job, so I decided to offer you one. That way, by being a business partner, we can be very close and get to know more of each other, mostly especially in the business aspect. What do you think, are you okay with it?

    Me: really? of course yes, am okay with it sir.

    Chief Williams: Good. Am only doing this on behalf of my daughter as she requested even though it was against my wish.
    I have no choice but to oblige since she knows you more than i do. I will like to see your credentials so i can use it to link you up with a good firm.

    Me: thank you so much, i just don’t know how to express my gratitude. I feel honoured and happy to be given this opportunity, thank you very much sir, am grateful.

    Chief Williams: that is the best i can do for now, you see. Jennifer as my only daughter is so dear to me, her happiness is my major concern because I won’t want to see her sad which is why I don’t want to be disappointed by you. I won’t take it easy on you if my daughter’s joy is short lived, because i won’t mind throwing you in jail.

    Me: sir???

    EPISODE 27

    Me: Jaga there is problem oh

    Jaga: which problem is that?

    Me: you remember i told you Jenny’s father wanted to see me.

    Jaga: oh, yes i remember, and your said you will be going there today.

    Me: Exactly, that is where am just coming from.

    Jaga: so what happened, how did it go.

    Me: I don’t think it went well but to cut the long story short, her father gave me a job offer, a very good one at that.

    Jaga: A job, is that the problem you are talking about? daniel e be like sey your head don knock. You just got an opportunity that i myself is even hoping for yet you have no reason to be happy about it.

    Me: I know, i should be happy about it but there is more to it than what you think. The more i think about it, the more I get confused.

    Jaga: okay, just calm yourself down and tell me exactly what happened aside from the job offer.

    Me: haaaa mogbe. Jaga look at me very well, am I not still young to go to jail.

    Jaga: What are you talking about?

    Me: he told me that he won’t mind putting me in jail if I mess up with his daughter. From the way he sounded, i knew he was very serious and him being an influential man at that, i have no doubt he is capable of doing so.

    Jaga: hmmmmmm, this is serious. But if you ask me, i will say that there is no problem in it.

    Me: what do you mean?

    Jaga: all what he said is only a condition which won’t happen if you put things under control. That shouldn’t trouble you unless you are planning to mess things up yourself besides he has approved your relationship with his daughter in as much as he has given you a job. Don’t you know what you stand to gain in an opportunity like this. Just ignore any negative thinking and think about the good side of it all.
    As for the job, congratulations man am happy for you, so wetin you go use celebrate am na.

    The talking continued after which we both went to a fast food restaurant and ordered for food and drinks which we both ate and drank. I later left for home but not after settling the Bill. On getting home, i was surprised to see Clara patiently waiting for me at my doorstep, immediately she saw me approaching she gave me an angry stare and i needed no soothsayer to tell me i was in for a long thing, if looks could kill am sure i would have been dead by now.

    EPISODE 28

    Clara: where have you been Daniel?

    Me: good evening Clara.

    Clara: keep your greetings to yourself, you were fully aware that I will be coming to today. Yet not only did you locked me outside, you also kept me waiting for long. I tried reaching you on phone but your number wasn’t going through, and you expect me to welcome you with open arms.

    Me: am sorry Clara, i can explain its not what you think.

    Clara: please keep your explanations to yourself, I don’t need it.

    I continued to beg her but all my apologies fell on deaf ears. There was no doubt she was very angry and she has every reason to coz no lady will feel happy if treated such way. Not knowing the next approach to make, i went towards the door and unlock it.
    Please come in, I said to her. At first she pretended not to hear me before she shrugged for some moments and walked into my apartment. A very sad facial expression was clearly visible on her face which made me felt bad that very moment.
    Clara please forgive me, am very sorry. Those were the words i could only utter as I slowly took a step towards her. I just needed to say something convincing so she can believe am truly sorry.
    Clara, I know I have wronged you and you have every reason to be sad about it but you know I can’t do anything to hurt you. Seeing you this way makes me feel bad and am sincerely sorry about it, Clara please forgi…….. She placed a finger on my lips signalling me to stop talking.
    It’s okay Daniel, i have forgiven you. Its just that from the way you abandoned me outside, you made me felt like I was not important to you, like you never cherished the moments we spent together, please tell me the truth Daniel, do you truly love me?
    Of course, yes I do. Have come to realize what we truly feel for each other and am glad to say I love you Clara, with all my heart.
    I love you so much, she replied with a smile on her face. We brought our mouth closer and locked our lips with a passionate kiss. Instantly my hormones became charged, my body temperature was on the rise and Dickson became very hard.
    She massaged my c0ck through my trousers as we
    kissed. While my right hand fondled her b-----s as my left
    hand caressed her inner thighs. All I could hear were the
    incessant hums the she made as we devoured each
    others lips. Soon dickson was out, she unbuttoned my shirt and
    began to suck and nibble my Tips. Her tongue felt so good
    on my skin and I succeeded in bringing out her round
    b-----s from her flowery bra.
    I lifted her head from my chest (she stared at me with
    those bulgy and s*xy** eyes of hers) and I bent to suckle
    on her b-----s. Clara gasped and panted
    passionately as I moved from one nippIe to the other.

    “Yes baby….I missed your touches” she rasped.

    My hands dropped on her thighs and moved upwards to
    tug at her panties. Slowly, I pulled her undies down her fat
    thighs and she leaned backwards lifting her hips off the
    desk as her thin panties came of her legs. Throwing the
    undies on her desk, I spread her legs and made to go
    down on her but she protested.

    “No baby. Just give it to me. I’ve been starved”

    And I dug into my back pocket for a condom which she
    helped me tear open with shaky hands (she was anxious)
    and she slipped it on me. Guiding my piston between her
    thighs, I penetrated her rings and was rewarded with a
    whimper which sent shudders down my spine and I began
    to pump into her.
    she spread her legs so wide, leaning on her
    hands as I watched my s---t dig into the soft pink flesh
    of her velvety snatch. She moaned and groaned, urging me
    to go faster (which I did) and she grabbed the back of my
    neck with her left hand, gasping and looking into my eyes
    with such lusty passion.
    Her eyes were dilated and beautiful, her lips full and
    quivering as she made shrieking sounds with each t----t I
    made. To be honest I missed her p---y. There was
    something about her cuñt which I enjoyed so much. It kept
    sucking my d!ck deeper and deeper like a vacuum cleaner
    as I found myself pounding away with my head thrown
    “Oh don’t stop….yes don’t stop”, she moaned aloud as I
    was feeling my o----m building up. And she grabbed my
    waist and began to writh and jerk wildly giving me a hint
    of her approach. Together we climaxed in a frenzy and I
    tappered to a slow halt, feeling my face sweating in the well
    ventilated room.
    We later had a bath together and spent the night on bed where we cuddled each other and slept off.
    There was no doubt i really enjoyed the fun but as the saying goes, you can’t eat your cake and have it, story continues in the next episode.

    EPISODE 29

    After all arrangements had been made,i started work immediately as a manager in an oil company and within two months, my bank account had massively increased, am sure that as time goes on,I will have built my own house an purchase my very first car before the year runs out. Clara and i hardly got to see each other anymore since I resumed work rather we do speak on phone frequently where she tells me how much she misses me and all sorts of that but I cared less. As for Jenny, we met on several occasions mostly at her house whenever i go to meet her father to give him the reports for the days work after which he commends my efforts and encourage me to keep it up. I sometimes spend dinner at his place which is always prepared by Jenny, to be honest she is a very good cook, i still couldn’t figure out how and where she learnt to cook owing to the fact that she had numerous maids at her beck and call. I will later wait behind after dinner to spend some time with Jenny before leaving for home. I knew within myself that what Jenny’s father expects from me is taking our relationship to the next level by asking for his daughter hand in marriage after i had fully settled down, which i won’t hesitate to do as my love for Jenny is a fact I can’t deny.
    I closed very early from work one sunny afternoon and I seize the opportunity to visit jaga at home since it had been a while since we last saw each other, i could still remember how surprised he was when he saw me.

    Jaga: Daniel na you be dis

    Me: no be me oh, na my twin brother you dey see.

    Jaga: you dey crase. He said which made us laugh,so wetin carry you come here?

    Me: i just talk say make I come halla you na

    Jaga: you do well,he said while we sat on a seat. So how work na.

    Me: work dey fine, Infact everything is okay. I now work in an oil company, a manager for that matter, guy see level na. I said smiling joyously.

    Jaga: i happy for u. At least you are sure to achieve more with this connection you have now.

    Me: Na God oh, his blessings won’t pass me by.

    Jaga: so how your babes na?

    Me which of them

    Jaga: Jenny and clara, abi you don get another one?

    Me: hmmmmmm
    Jaga: talk na, which one be hmmm?

    Me: there is this particular lady i usually meet at a restaurant where I do eat whenever i close work, i tried making some advances towards her which was successful and right now she is on my list. I said with a wide grin on my face.

    Jaga: your head dey there, as a manager you fit open your branch for different places, he said while we playfully shook hands. So wetin be her name?

    Me: her name is Bukola, she is a Yoruba lady.

    Jaga: this your legacy go soon surpass my own sef.

    Me: na you sabi.

    The conversation continued after which i left for home and rested for the day. As usual things went on well for the rest of the week. One fateful Friday after i had closed work, knowing it was weekend i called Jenny on phone and informed her that I will be taking her out the next day so we could be with each other and spent time together for the whole day which she agreed and promised to be at my place by noon so we could go together. My actual plans was thank her and appreciate her efforts towards my new found job which was a source of my happiness.

    EPISODE 30

    I woke up on Saturday and did some little clean up before I had my bath and got dressed up. I looked at the mirror and checked my appearance to be sure that i was neatly dressed before I finally grabbed my my house keys and headed for the door. I was about leaving when Clara suddenly barged in and saw me,i could see the surprised look on her face as she saw the way i was dressed, it seemed she was trying to figure out if I was just coming back from somewhere or was about to leave for somewhere.

    Me: hello clara, hmmmmm i wasn’t expecting you.

    Clara: what do you mean, you are just seeing me for the first time this month and that’s all you can say?

    Me: don’t get me wrong clara, i was actually going out before you came in.

    Clara: going out? To where again. Are you now so busy to the extent that you hardly have time for me anymore.

    Me: silent

    Clara: I missed you Daniel

    Me: i missed you too, i said and embraced her, we began to kiss each other until I suddenly remembered Jenny was expecting me then i stopped and stepped backwards, no we can’t do this, not now clara.

    Clara: what do you mean by that, do you know how much my body yearns for your touch, i have really missed you so much that I want you inside of me again.

    Me: i understand clara, we can do this some other time, its just not now, i said and tried walking away but i received the shock of my life when she placed her hand between my legs and held Dickson tightly preventing me from taking a step.

    Clara: I don’t care what you think, i want you right here and now, she said as she moved closer towards me and placed her boobs on my chest just after she had begun to massage dickson.
    My body ignited, immediately dickson rose up and stood erect like a pole. Not knowing how the urge came about, i began to kiss her hungrily like my life depended on it, ripping off my clothes in the process. I began to fondle and squeeze her b-----s which made her to moan, i placed my hands on her waist and removed her blouse revealing her large boobs which was firmly held by the bra she was wearing, i continued kissing and caressing her body until I moved my hands upwards towards her back and was about to unlock her bra hook when the door flew open. The noise startled the both of us as we quickly stood up to see who the intruder was and i became so ashamed of myself seeing Jenny looking at me with a look of surprise and disappointment. She tried saying something but words were unable to come out until she finally spoke out.

    Jenny: i don’t believe you could do this to me, she said moved to tears. You will hear from my father she said and stormed out of the house, giving me no chance to say a word.

    Me: Jenny please wait,i quickly stood up to run after her.

    Clara: not so fast Daniel, and where do you think you are going to, Clara said pulling me back. I need explanations now and you have to start telling me who she is and what the hell she is talking about.

    Me: please leave me alone, i don’t love you anymore, just go.

    Clara: you don’t love me anymore? wait Daniel you seem to forget so easily, after all what we’ve shared together and you are now telling me to go. You must be kidding me, if i can’t have you then no other lady will have you, mark my words.

    Me: Get out of here, i screamed at her with rage.

    Clara: i am carrying your child, you b-----d. Instantly a hot slap landed on my cheek, it was so deafening that I never knew where the energy came from. Feeling dizzy, i held my cheek and staggered backwards, feeling unconscious and unable to control my movements, I fell on the floor…BLACK OUT.

    This is a story on how my crave for love and pleasure in a world of fantasy through peer influence led me into a journey of untold mystery, but at the end, the decision had been made.

    I daniel Scott(individual) remains the solely writer of this story, no act, place or name should be reproduced in any form.
    The End

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